Voldemort: only I can live forever.
The Doctor:
The Titans:
Jack Frost:
Elves:
Calypso:
Vampires:
The gods:
The Huntresses:
The Avatar:
Buttercup:
Voldemort: right, sorry.
Merlin: *sobs in the background*
mrpennstate:
thatscienceguy:
Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) reacting with dish soap with Potassium Iodide as a catalyst.
It’s a pretty fun experiment to do, if you do it right. (In the first gif the girl screwed it up.)
Top: your first orgasm
Second: your second orgasm
(via c-andycane)
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
